DRAMA...

Oh kids these days. When and where did they learn to speak like they were 30?

I was upstairs at work when I witness this little...conversation? No, confrontation.

(6 year old girl pulls other 6 year old girl aside puts hand on her shoulder in a serious way)

Drama Queen #1-- "...I am concerned.."

Drama Queen #2-- ...?

Drama Queen #1-- "I drew you something special, and you didn't even notice...you didn't even care."

Drama Queen #2-- ...?

Drama Queen #1 (getting choked up by this point, almost crying) --"It was s-s-special! I made it just for you! But you don't care..I don't know if this can last....its too much... our friendship is...over!!!"

Drama Queen #2 -- What!? No! Ah! No! (Runs away dramatically)

Drama Queen #1-- (Hangs her head in shame)

Me--"Did that just happen?"

Yes, it did.

P.S. I talked to the drama girl #1's mom and she told me that those two girls are the biggest drama queens she has ever seen. She also told me that during that day at the museum, her and her daughter got separated for a moment, and then when she found her daughter again, this is what she greeted her with.

"Mom...why did you leave me.....you forgot me.....Mom I don't know about our relationship anymore....you forgot me...."

Ah that girl is going to be a star...

Oh So Sweet...

I have the sweetest and bestest friend at DG.

His name is Danny, and he is the cutest thing! He is a sophomore in highschool, and he is so awesome!

So today I had a 2 hour meeting with my boss to go over my "work" (basically telling me what I am doing wrong...yeah we are privileged to have these type of meetings once a month...augh)

Usually I am a wreck when I come out of the office, ( I hate negative criticism....sue me)

Suddenly there was sweet little Danny, with a big smile on his face, and he is like,

"I have a present for you!"

Needless to say, my heart melted, I hugged him instantly and yelled.

"DANNY YOU ARE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!"

He is adorable

Thanks Danny for being my best friend at work, and just being plain awesome.

P.S. Doesn't he look JUST like David Archelleta? or how ever you spell that kids name..

yeah

he does.

P.P.S. It was a peach gumball... :)

We're going on a Ghost Hunt...

Dear Readers,

Many of you would not know what a DG Ghost hunt is, and I don't blame you, because I have been working there for over half of a year and I didn't know what it was until I was smack dab in the middle of one!

I will share with you the story of my "experience"...nay..."hazing".

I am down stairs with my friend Danny. We are cleaning up in our usual drone manner. I then get a radio call to go upstairs and stand in the Studio (the upstairs main area), until otherwise ordered. I do as I am told, and head upstairs.............................

...............to my doom.........

Suddenly my friend (BUT NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE!) is leading a pack of wild animals/children, towards me. He is holding this weird device that lights up and has some whirlygig on it. He points it towards me and the lights get brighter and that whirlygig spins faster.

Then...he points at me....and says those fateful words....

"SHE IS A GHOST! GET HER!"

Suddenly a swarm of tiny, unwashed hands, grab me and drag me to the ground. There were so many of them....

They had a "ghost trap" (which was one of those collapsable material tubes that little kids can climb through) and they crouched...ready to pounce.

BAM! Right in the face. SMACK. In the nose. These kids really knew what they were doing, they knew that they must first disorient the victim before they can capture it.

My face was pulsing and I swore that they broke my nose. Then I was surrounded by green and purple as they slammed the "Ghost Trap" around me. I finally felt a little safe in my tiny green cell...yet the stings of their mechanic high pitched laughter still penetrated the thin polyester.

Then finally the attack was called off by my ...."co..worker" *cough* EVIL PLANNER...MAN..

and I was released.

Ripppppp.

Me--"YEOWWWWW"

Little girl-- "Hee...hee...hee"

Little Girl's Mom-- "No honey! We don't pull people's hair! Not in public!"

Me---*whimper*

Sidenote--My friend Danny was also attacked, but the kids changed their tactics. They decided to punch him in the stomach until he fell to the ground to put the "Ghost Trap" on him.

I am so sorry Danny. I sympathize and feel your pain... Let us be strong.......together....

Out of the mouth of babes..

Boy-- "You are crazy!"

Other Boy-- "Why am I crazy!?"

Boy-- "Because I would never kill you! I am your BEST....FRIEND.."

Other Boy-- "Ok...want to go play with the legos?"

I overheard this sweet, innocent, conversation between two boys at my work. Awww I think everybody should have a best friend like that kid.

In the Dog House..

I don't really know what happened here. I just happened to walk upon this hilarious happenstance.

But who doesn't love a fat kid passed out in a fake dog house?

Because I know I do!

What are you talking about? Im not Crrraaazzzy...

At work we wear headset radios. Therefor everything that is said over them, only staff can hear, instead of broadcasting publicly in front of everyone in the museum. Thus making you look like a crazy person...

I say this because I have had a looooooot of weird looks whenever I laugh at something that a coworker has said funny over the radio. Yes yes, I agree, to an outsider, I do look like I am just laughing at nothing and that I look like I am hearing things. BUT I AM OK!? I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD EVERYDAY!.....every day I am at work that is. .....what.....Im not crazy.....................

*eye twitch*

Why!?

Today I was playing with two children, who were NOT related. Keep that in mind. They were NOT related.

I asked them what their names where.

Little Boy-- "Im Nixon!"

Little Girl-- "Im Reagan!"

Me---?!!??!

Seriously Parents...you couldn't come up with anything better?!